Here are six things to beware of, in just the one song by Noel Coward:
- Excessive exposure to sunshine
- Dangerous dogs
- Burmese bandits (keep your possesssions in sight etc.)
- Put your Scotch or rye down and lie down (Drinking alcohol in excessive heat)
- A noonday gun (accidental detonation of firearms)
Can anyone do better and find a song with more potential health and safety warnings. A copy of the CD to the reader who can find the most. Email me or add a comment. Two warnings: 1) Mary Carewe's and my decisions as regards validity of entries will be final. 2) This competition may contain nuts.
Serious Cabaret is on Orchid Classics